My Favourite Things

To commemorate her 69th birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used:

(Sing It!)-

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,And then I don't feel so bad.

Building Updrafts

There was a tourist sitting in a New York bar having a drink, when another guy walks over to him and asks, "Have you heard of the New York updrafts?" The tourist responds, "No". The guy says, "Well, finish your beer and meet me on top of that building in a half-an-hour." Thirty minutes later they both meet on top of the building. The guy says to the tourist, "Watch this!", and he jumps off the building and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist says, "Do it again!!". So the guy jumps off and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist says, "If you do it one more time I'll do it." So the guy jumps off for a third time and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist then jumps off the building and hits the pavement. Two guys walk by the building, look up and say, "Damn Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."

revenge

My brother used to stay on the Isle of Arran, one night his mate got off with one of the many tourists. Unfortunately, he had too much to drink, in the midst of making wild passionate sex with the young woman; he threw up all over her and went to sleep. Obviously, this did not go down too well with the charming girl, as you would expect. On awaking the following morning, my brother’s mate discovered a huge shit placed perfectly in the middle of his chest. Nice one…….

Jabber

Poor Mr. Rabbit is eager to hear a heart-warming story. In the brunt of winter, the soul-starved hare reaches for a storybook, only to see it topple over from the high shelf. Words and fairytales have fallen around him, and suddenly he`s locked inside an isolated world. Help Mr. Rabbit piece together letters while dodging words that create evil spells. The original words return to the book and tell his beloved Christmas story for everyone to behold in Jabber. Game features: Fairytale Word game Festive levels Behold a beautiful story Get help at our Forums

Fussy Freddy

Fussy Freddy wants to eat baby food forever. After turning up his nose at eggs, hot dogs, and spaghetti, an emergency call to Grandma is needed. Following her suggestion, you offer Fussy Freddy a little bit of alphabet soup. Use letters to spell words in Freddy`s bowl. You must keep him entertained or he`ll throw a fit and become malnourished. Fussy Freddy is an educational word game with a fun, inspirational tutorial. Game features: Fun Word game Build spelling skills Help Freddy eat and grow Get help at our Forums

Pat Sajak's Linked Letters

Got a way with words? Meet the king of television game shows, Pat Sajak, and win fabulous prizes like new clothes, fancy vacations, and man-eating plants. Create your own game show avatar and compete for endless fun in "Road Trip" mode. Discover multiple categories like Pop Goes the Culture, At the Cineplex, and Found on the Menu. Press your luck in Pat Sajak`s Linked Letters, an infectious quiz-show trivia game. Game features: Authentic Word/ Trivia game Upgrade your avatar Challenge friends and family Try your luck in Pat Sajak`s Lucky Letters

PictoWords

Got an eye for words? Challenge your word savvy by using your artistic wit. Each PictoWords level combines fun pictures and letters to create words. For instance, how would you spell the word M-A-I-D using pictures? Earn extra points for longer words and quicker solutions. Fun bonus rounds are available and hints are handy in PictoWords, a visual Word game. Game features: Word& Puzzle picture game Fun bonus rounds Name that word!

Wriggle Words

Discover the alphabet`s new Sudoku, Wriggle Words , developed by a NASA Space Shuttle engineer. No worries, it`s not rocket science - just "wriggle" your way through 2,000 word puzzle combos in a beautiful underwater setting. Select your own vibrant sea creature avatar and play one of four game modes (relaxed or timed). Sharpen your wits with each joyful puzzle in Wriggle Words . Game features: Sudoku-style word game Variety of word puzzle combos Create great words!

Lex Venture: A Crossword Caper

Bullies have stolen and hidden parts of Eugene`s amazing Letter Machine--right before the science fair! Can you connect enough words crossword-style to build a path and collect the missing parts in time? With dozens of colorful levels to explore and obstacles to avoid, Lex Venture provides hours of fun for one person or the whole family. Outsmart the bullies and save the science fair! Game features: Dozens of colorful levels. Challenging Boss Battles. Save the Science Fair!

Great Wall of Words

China has fallen under attack from Mongol armies! The Emperor of China himself has ordered you to travel the length of the Great Wall to make much needed repairs to keep the advancing armies at bay. You must now begin an epic journey along the wall, a race against time to save your homeland from destruction. At the end of your journey lies the Imperial Palace, which you must protect at all costs! Game features: Epic word adventure. Creative play modes. Beautiful graphics.

Merv Griffin's Crosswords

Race against the clock to solve clues as you build the puzzle for the final round in this fast-paced take on crossword fun! Be prepared to think on your feet as you play 3 unique rounds with every game. Use Score Combos to boost your score and increase your ranking as you play. But watch out for spoilers! A sharp mind will prevent them from stealing your prizes in this brand new take on a time-honored, Word game classic. Use the clues to solve your way into a high score! Game features: Interactive ranking system. Unique rounds with every game. Implement Score Combos!

Pat Sajak's Lucky Letters: TV Guide Edition

Here`s a great new computer game show combining the wit of Pat Sajak and the challenge of TV Guide crossword puzzles. Spin the slot machine and guess the Lucky Letters to win big. Watch for Lucky Chances where you can double your money. Race the clock to solve the puzzle in the Lightning Round. Brain tickling excitement for all! Game features: Three unique games in one. Pat Sajak hosts as you play. Choose your favorite era. Got a way with words? Try Pat Sajak`s Linked Letters