Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Building Updrafts

There was a tourist sitting in a New York bar having a drink, when another guy walks over to him and asks, "Have you heard of the New York updrafts?" The tourist responds, "No". The guy says, "Well, finish your beer and meet me on top of that building in a half-an-hour." Thirty minutes later they both meet on top of the building. The guy says to the tourist, "Watch this!", and he jumps off the building and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist says, "Do it again!!". So the guy jumps off and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist says, "If you do it one more time I'll do it." So the guy jumps off for a third time and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist then jumps off the building and hits the pavement. Two guys walk by the building, look up and say, "Damn Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."

Friday, October 17, 2008

revenge

My brother used to stay on the Isle of Arran, one night his mate got off with one of the many tourists. Unfortunately, he had too much to drink, in the midst of making wild passionate sex with the young woman; he threw up all over her and went to sleep. Obviously, this did not go down too well with the charming girl, as you would expect. On awaking the following morning, my brother’s mate discovered a huge shit placed perfectly in the middle of his chest. Nice one…….

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Jabber







Poor Mr. Rabbit is eager to hear a heart-warming story. In the brunt of winter, the soul-starved hare reaches for a storybook, only to see it topple over from the high shelf. Words and fairytales have fallen around him, and suddenly he`s locked inside an isolated world. Help Mr. Rabbit piece together letters while dodging words that create evil spells. The original words return to the book and tell his beloved Christmas story for everyone to behold in Jabber.
Game features:
Fairytale Word game
Festive levels
Behold a beautiful story
Get help at our Forums


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Monday, August 11, 2008

Fussy Freddy







Fussy Freddy wants to eat baby food forever. After turning up his nose at eggs, hot dogs, and spaghetti, an emergency call to Grandma is needed. Following her suggestion, you offer Fussy Freddy a little bit of alphabet soup. Use letters to spell words in Freddy`s bowl. You must keep him entertained or he`ll throw a fit and become malnourished. Fussy Freddy is an educational word game with a fun, inspirational tutorial.
Game features:
Fun Word game
Build spelling skills
Help Freddy eat and grow
Get help at our Forums


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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Pat Sajak's Linked Letters







Got a way with words? Meet the king of television game shows, Pat Sajak, and win fabulous prizes like new clothes, fancy vacations, and man-eating plants. Create your own game show avatar and compete for endless fun in "Road Trip" mode. Discover multiple categories like Pop Goes the Culture, At the Cineplex, and Found on the Menu. Press your luck in Pat Sajak`s Linked Letters, an infectious quiz-show trivia game.
Game features:
Authentic Word/ Trivia game
Upgrade your avatar
Challenge friends and family
Try your luck in
Pat Sajak`s Lucky Letters


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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

PictoWords







Got an eye for words? Challenge your word savvy by using your artistic wit. Each PictoWords level combines fun pictures and letters to create words. For instance, how would you spell the word M-A-I-D using pictures? Earn extra points for longer words and quicker solutions. Fun bonus rounds are available and hints are handy in PictoWords, a visual Word game.
Game features:
Word& Puzzle picture game
Fun bonus rounds
Name that word!



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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Wriggle Words







Discover the alphabet`s new Sudoku, Wriggle Words , developed by a NASA Space Shuttle engineer. No worries, it`s not rocket science - just "wriggle" your way through 2,000 word puzzle combos in a beautiful underwater setting. Select your own vibrant sea creature avatar and play one of four game modes (relaxed or timed). Sharpen your wits with each joyful puzzle in Wriggle Words .
Game features:
Sudoku-style word game
Variety of word puzzle combos
Create great words!



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