Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Building Updrafts
There was a tourist sitting in a New York bar having a drink, when another guy walks over to him and asks, "Have you heard of the New York updrafts?" The tourist responds, "No". The guy says, "Well, finish your beer and meet me on top of that building in a half-an-hour." Thirty minutes later they both meet on top of the building. The guy says to the tourist, "Watch this!", and he jumps off the building and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist says, "Do it again!!". So the guy jumps off and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist says, "If you do it one more time I'll do it." So the guy jumps off for a third time and floats back onto the ledge. The tourist then jumps off the building and hits the pavement. Two guys walk by the building, look up and say, "Damn Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."
Friday, October 17, 2008
revenge
My brother used to stay on the Isle of Arran, one night his mate got off with one of the many tourists. Unfortunately, he had too much to drink, in the midst of making wild passionate sex with the young woman; he threw up all over her and went to sleep. Obviously, this did not go down too well with the charming girl, as you would expect. On awaking the following morning, my brother’s mate discovered a huge shit placed perfectly in the middle of his chest. Nice one…….
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Jabber
Monday, August 11, 2008
Fussy Freddy
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Pat Sajak's Linked Letters
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
PictoWords
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Wriggle Words
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